The FEED's Newsletter

16. Big Wheel Zamboni
15. Rock 'em Sock 'em "Springer" Guests
14. "Super Happy Fun Sticks" -- From the fine people at The Altria Group
13. G.I. Joe and G.I. Dave Don't Ask, Don't Tell action figures
12. Walt Disney's "101 Hurricane Names" Video
11. My First Meth Lab
10. Lil' Scientist Home Anthrax Lab
9. Hasbro Bucket o' Broken Glass
8. Wal-Mart Barbie, complete with tube top, NASCAR back tattoo, and sixth toe
7. Larry King's Plastic Ass-Kissin' Lips
6. MacGyver Action Hero Kit -- 3 paperclips, a bent spoon and some toenail clippings
5. Plant 'n' Watch Grass
4. John Ashcroft Junior G-Man Kit -- with Constitution shredder!
3. The Package That's Exactly the Same Size and Weight as an X-Box But Turns Out to Contain a Pair of Sensible Brown Slacks
2. Rubik's Pube

   and the Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season...

1. "My First Time" Britney Spears Life-Size Anatomically Correct Action Figure

The Show of the month
Decembers show of the month is The Screenwriter, which airs every Monday 6PM-7PM PST. The show has been interviewing guests from all aspects of the film and tv industry. The show even interviews great authors, Norrin J Powell just to name one. Guests to look forward to this month are Jill Wagner, David Arquette, and many other guests booked just for this month alone. Visit the shows myspace at www.myspace.com/thescreenwritershow